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fucktractor:

Game Show Host: Congratulations! You just won a lifetime supply of tangerines!!

Me: But you only gave me one tangerine…

Game Show Host, pulling out a gun: Yep!

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writing tip #2081:

gr8writingtips:

gr8writingtips:

conversations are a lot like teeth. you can only have so many

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scullylesbian:

i wish i was in an indie band so i could write lyrics like “im dirty clothes and you hate doing laundry” and people would cry over it

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rosescentimental:

church of satan throwing shade

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lettersiarrange:

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My Facebook meme groups DELIVERED

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wetraveled:

Laughing at your own texts before you send them because you’re so damn funny

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gar-dev-oir:

jamesdean666:

someone: hi

me: between 2009 and 2012 kesha satirised and parodied the archetype of the female pop star and the drunken party girl image. she has a 140 near genius IQ and studied psychology and comparative religion between recording her first album, the irreverent and heartwarming satirical masterpiece “Animal”. time after time she deconstructed the pop star image with a trash glam aesthetic that was authentic to her music taste and she frequently honoured her mother’s country rock/hippie mentality that informed her unique working class upbringing. “Rainbow” is a Butterly moment and the magnum opus of her career that honours her country rock beginnings and amplified the vulnerability of her songwriting. ‘Warrior’ is one of the most underrated pop albums of all time. she wrote every lyric to nearly all her songs and when you actually listen to the anecdotes in the verses of “TiK ToK” it’s clear she’s writing about real life experiences of parties in Nashville/California instead of just generic party song lyrics about being in the club. she really did brush her teeth with jack one morning in vegas, in this essay i will

WHERES THE REST OF THE ESSAY OP

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meanplastic:

holy shit

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thenopecomplex:

end my suffewing

sourdoughnibblers:

comickit:

honeyedteeth:

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

thepsychoticfuckingbiotic:

iswearimnotnaked:

ben-c:

iswearimnotnaked:

i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy

ok but did he deliver

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of courseĀ 

OH MY GOD

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thresholdofzero:

ryandevon:

05-fubu:

blackboycapricorn:

How you make a 30 second masterpiece about grilled cheese.

Bitch I’m wet

Why is this cinematically better than like actual movies?

Or am I just fat?

(The new working title of my memoirs)

Why steal porn when you can just watch this?

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